The set up: Jeff loves to buy domain names. It is one of his get rich schemes - someday someone will want to buy one of his domain names and be willing to pay $10 million for it. One of the domain names he bought two years ago is www.gretchencutler.com.
The name is now up for renewal. He either pays $8/year to keep the domain name, or it goes back into the pool to be potentially snatched up by someone else.
Jeff: "What do you want me to do with that domain name?"
Gretchen: "I don't know. I mean, if we were to get married in like TWENTY or THIRTY years I don't know if I'd take your last name."
Jeff, with great sincerity: "Yeah, I know."
Gretchen: "When I get all moony about wanting to get married to you I think that maybe I would take your last name. And I've never wanted to take someone's last name. And then I think, 'But I'm Gretchen Kinder. I've been Gretchen Kinder for 39 years'."
Jeff: "You are 39?"
Gretchen: "Hey, look at all of these cuts on my arm!" (She raises her arm to reveal a series of small scratches on the underside of her forearm.)
Jeff: "How did you get those?"
Gretchen: "From carrying too many grocery bags on my arm."
Jeff: "Maybe we should name you Gretchen Clutzo instead of Gretchen Cutler!"
Gretchen: "And maybe we should call YOU Jeff Clutter instead of Jeff Cutler."
Jeff: "Well played, well played."